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20.11.2006

New To Get List!!!!

It's Finally Been Updated. Just So I REMEMBER All The Wonderful Albums That I.. Don't Have:
 

Albums To Get

MOST WANTED OUT OF THE ENTIRE LIST:

King of Noridic Twilight - Luca Turilli

Prophet of the Last Eclipse - Luca Turilli

The Infinate Wonders of Creation - Luca Turilli

No Particular Order:

The Stench of Redemption - Deicide

Sonic Firestorm - DragonForce - Karl is currently getting this for me for Xmas apparently

Hellbilly Delux - Rob Zombie

Welcome To Hell - Venom

Black Metal - Venom

Metal Black - Venom

The Somberlain - Dissection

Storm of the Light's Bane - Dissection

Live Legacy - Dissection

Parched With Thirsh Am I and Dying - Celtic Frost

Morbid Tales - Celtic Frost

Emperor's Return - Celtic Frost

The New Black - Strapping Young Lad

Thieving From The House of God - Orange Goblin

Time Travelling Blues - Orange Goblin

The Dreadful Hours - My Dying Bride

Dope Throne - Electric Wizard

We Live - Electric Wizard

Come My Fanatics... - Electric Wizard

The Principle of Evil Made Flesh - Cradle of Filth

V Empire - Cradle of Filth

Dusk and Her Embrace - Cradle of Filth

Midian - Cradle of Filth

Terminal Spirit Disease - At The Gates

With Fear I Kiss The Burning Flesh - At The Gates

Realm of Chaos (NOT RE-ISSUE) - Bolt Thrower

Gothic - Paradise Lost

Ruun - Enslaved

Storm - Theatre of Tragedy

Gone Forever - God Forbid

The Glorious Burdon - Iced Earth

Something Wikid This Way Comes - Iced Earth

Night of the Storm Rider - Iced Earth

Iced Earth - Iced Earth

Alive In Athens (3 Disc Set)

 

Tales Along This Road - Korpiklaani

Beast of Blood - Malice Mizer

Reign In Blood - Slayer

The Chemical Wedding - Bruce Dickinson

Tyranny of Souls - Bruce Dickinson

Kill 'Em All - Metallica

Master of Puppets - Metallica

The Black Album - Metallica

Ride The Lightning - Metallica

Pro Partria Finlandia - Impaled Nazarine

Blown - Deadeye

Serenades - Anathema

Take As Needle For Pain - Eyehategod

Kvass - Kampfar

Mellorn Skogkledde - Kampfar

Fra Underverdenen - Kampfar

Exhumed On The Earth - Paramaecium

White 2 - Sunno)))

Khanate - Khanate

Journey Into Mistery - Dream Death

Bleak Insight - Seven Church

Epicus Coomicus Metallicus - Candlemass

Ad Majoren Sathanas Gloriam - Gorgoroth

Pentegram - Gorgoroth

Destroyer - Gorgoroth

Come To Daddy - Aphex Twin

Machine Head [ORIGIONAL] - Deep Purple

Supernatural - Santana

Van Halen [ORIGIONAL] - Van Halen

Virtual X| - Iron Maiden

The X Factor - Iron Maiden

Dance of Death - Iron Maiden

A Matter of Life and Death (Special Edition With DVD) - Iron Maiden

Red, White and Cru - Motley Crue

Disintegrate - Zyklon

FUCK YOU ALL!!! - Carpathian Forest

Peace Sells... But Who's Buying - Megadeth

Risk - Megadeth

Rust In Peace - Megadeth

The System Has Failed - Megadeth

Alien Love Secrets - Steve Vai

Raging Speedhorn - Raging Speedhorn

Forest of Equilibrium - Cathedral

Garden of Unearthly Delights - Cathedral

Pentagram / Relentless - Pentagram

Born Too Late - Saint Vitus

Death Penalty - Witchfinder General

Angel Witch - Anglewitch

The Ultimate Destroyer - Lair of the Minataur

Love That's Last - Oxbow

Antichrist Superstar - Maralyn Manson

Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath

Paranoid - Black Sabbath

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath - Black Sabbath

Forbidden - Black Sabbath

Very ‘eavy... Very ‘umble - Uriah Heep

Demons and Wizards - Uriah Heep

Aqualung - Jethro Tull

Phenomenon - UFO

Kingdom of Madness - Magnum

An Ode For A Haunted Wood - Hecate Enthroned

Kings of Chaos - Hecate Enthroned

Redimus - Hecate Enthroned

Dune - L’Arc~en~Ciel

Tierra - L’Arc~en~Ciel

Heavenly - L’Arc~en~Ciel

True - L’Arc~en~Ciel

A Blaze in the Northern Sky - Darkthrone

In The Nightside Eclipse - Emperor

Reise, Reise - Rammstein

Mutter - Rammstein

Rosenrot - Rammstein

Burn My Eyes - Machine Head

*ANY ALBUM* by the following bands (although hints have been given above for some):

Orange Goblin

Cathedral

My Dying Bride

Electric Wizard

Bolt Thrower (AVOID RE-ISSUES)

Slayer

Bruce Dickinson

Malice Mizer

Eyehategod

Anathema

Candlemass

Sunno)))

Gorgoroth

Alice In Chains

Raging Speedhorn

Anglewitch

Maralyn Manson

Uriah Heep

Magnum

Jethro Tull

UFO

Project

Dir en Grey

L’Arc~en~Ciel

Darkthrone

Emperor

Mayhem

Burzum

Satyricon

Enslaved

Thorns

Carpathian Forest

Immortal

Rammstein

Strapping Young Lad

Machine Head

Rage Against The Machine

Greatest hits / Best of:

Scorpions

Poison

Alice In Chains

L’Arc~en~Ciel

Megadeth (Capital Punishment, The Megadeth Years + Greatest Hits)

Soundtracks

Pirates of the Carrabean - The Curse of the Black Pearl

Pirates of the Carrabean 2 - Dead Man’s Chest

Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the ring

Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers

Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King

Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure

Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Video Game Music / Soundtracks

F-zero GX - Most Wanted

F-zero X

Metroid Prime

Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

The Legned of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

Final Fantasy V||

Rock’N’Roll Racing (was one ever made?)

Silent Hill 4

Starwing

Lylat Wars

Soul Caliber 2

Halo 2

Super Mario

Anything from the following series’:

The Legned of Zelda

Metroid

Kirby

Dragon Quest

Castlevania

Halo

Super Mario Bros.

Ghosts’N’Ghouls

Chronno Trigger

Fire Emblem

 

Orchestrated Video Game Music

Orchestral Game Concert Cds 1 -> 5 RARE

Play!

Video Games Live

Compilation Albums (Various Artists)

Blackened Volumes 1, 2 and 3

Blackened Volume 4 & 5 (less good)

Adnoiseam 2001 - 2006

Headbangers Ball: The Revenge

DVDs

Live Letters - The Rasmus

Live At The London Astoria - Steve Vai

Death on the Road - Iron Maiden

Live After Death - Iron Maiden

Live At CBGB - Agonistic Front

End of an Era - Nightwish

19.11.2006

Been A while

A Done A Few Updates, Mainly Being My Favorite Bands List (I Re-wrote the Entire Thing) And My Other Bands List
 
I added in links to their websites where I could. The "Scorpions" one wasn't working and I couldn't find the "Kean" one.
 
So now u can click on the name of the band and go to their website! How cools that!
 
There are many upates from the last 2 months or so but I shant stick them on here 'cos, A) hardly ne1 reads them B) I'm nearing the end of my break from revision and C) I don't really use this thing for blogs anymore
 
THATS RIGHT! I shant be typing up any more blogs about my wonderful life anymore. WHAT A SHAME!
 
I think all my fans have either died or been converted to myspace anyway... hmmmm
 
In the future I shall construct a proper website, not using a stupid blogger like this, or myspace, or a bloody piczo site. But I won't be doing that for some time as I am rather busy with exams and coursework.
 
Oh BTW reader... person
 
Dissection is being performed about 1/2 a year early! YES! IN TIME FOR XMAS ASSEMBLY INFACT! Though I have declined from doing vocals as there is a distinct lack of time to learn the satanic poetry which has a crazy range of vocabulary, I'd probably get into trouble for "growling" satanic lines, I don't believe in satanism, and all in all the vocals are mostly a miner part of the song I.E. Unnesecary.
 
Oh and also the guitar part is hard enough to play confidently without multitasking. How DID Mr Nodveidt do it? I'll never get to ask him now... *SIGHS*
 
So this is quite possibly my final blog... post... thing... about anything except rather half arsed attempts to update lists
 
(I do like to keep track of the bands I site as major inspirations and coolness, as you can see I can only remember about 60 at a time)
 
so shall now update top 10 songs list, and that will be that.
 
her-gi-ger-ker... blerghhhhhhh *DIES* (as in blog, not me incase anyone thinks I'm pulling a suicide or something :|)
22.09.2006

Tribute To Jon Nödveidt

While Searching For Stuff On You Tube I Came Across A Short Tribute To My Recently Deceased Hero, Jon Nödveidt
 
 
It's Got "No Dreams Breed In Breathless Sleep" In The Background Of A Show Of Images Of Jon Nödveidt And Art Work For The Band Dissection.
 
It's Solo Piano, And Very Good All In All.
31.08.2006

The Coming Fire

Greetings World,
 
So less than a week 'till school starts eh? Year 11 eh? GCSEs eh? Coursework eh? Bloody Hell...
 
This year is going to be bloody hard. Having forseen that (I am SO smart!) I 'spose I should do a bit of preparing for it. The only place where I can write (or type technically) stuff and not loose it seems to be here. So really this blog is for my own use, therefore you'd probably do much better pissing off right about now, savey.
 
Considering all the crap that happened last year, I cannot afford that to happen now.
Note 1: Stay Fucking Focused!!
 
Mock Exams Near Xmas, I forsee this! I will be damned if they do not happen near the oh so happy xmas time. Therefore, I should (and therefore MUST) revise 1/2 hour a day before sleep. This will make my life 100 times easier, and therefore more happy. Makes sense enit?
Note 2: Revise small amounts every day to avoid mountains 2 weeks before exams.
 
Real Exams starting from April (Spanish) through to june. Carry on revision for these. Oh and at least TRY to pass the next ICT exam in January. I forsee a wedding! In May! (My brother and his fiance's). Therefore it is IMPERATIVE that I stay focused during these disruptive times.
Note 3: Plan ahead to avoid Big shitty at wedding
 
Year 11 is quite possibly my last year at my god forsaken school (though nowhere else seems much better). Therefore I am gonna go out with a fucking bang alrite? I shall be practising and learning one song by the all mighty black metal band DISSECTION by the summer end of term assembly. I don't care if I'm doing it on my fucking own, I'm gonna do it! AND I'm gonna do vocals and guitar! And It's Gonna Make Everyone, At Least, Say "WOA"! HARRRRHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Note 4: Keep up with guitar as well as work. This IS Important.
 
Piano Teacher is gonna be on my case all year, despite my exams (I know this) therefore learn GCSE piano piece early (as in now) and just do the rest for fun. Simple as.
Note 5: Do NOT forsake piano.
 
Basically, This year i got to stick to the things that matter most to me. My music is obviously one of them, and I expect major improvements by the end of the year (growling vocals + lead guitar at the same time, being as difficult as dissection, I'm gonna have to improve bigtime!)
 
The other, though it might not seem it, is infact my studies. I WANT to do well you know. And it's more a sort of I want to do it for myself now. Sure I don't wanna be the fuck up of the family, but I don't really care about that. I know I'm intelligent, even if I'm not genious or whatever. I do want to get good results 'cos it's it's own reward. 'Tis important to work hard!
 
music and work! fuck all else! well most other things...
 
harrrrr ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
 
This also means I shall be updating this space even less. I think the next time I do might be nearer to Xmas than you think. Which is why I'm doing it now. I been neglecting it anyway, I only really update my lists (specially my things to get list).
 
WELL, goodbye then.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
30.08.2006

Dissection (band)

Hello Everyone,
 
One band that has influenced me a hell of a lot (musically) is Dissection, a black metal band (or blackened death metal band according to wikipedia).
 
Dissection fromtman and founder, Jon Nödveidt, was sent to prison in 1997. Dissection released two amazing full length albums in the time that they were together.
 
In 2004 Jon Nödveidt was released from prison. He reformed Dissection with new band members. Their latest and last full length album release was, although good, not up to the same standard of the first two albums. However, in terms of black metal it exceeds much other of the genre. Jon Nödveidt was very satisfied with the album, and said he had expressed everything that he wanted to express musically through this final album. Shortly after the release of the album Dissection split, playing their last gig on midsummer (24th june) Stockholm 2006. They released a Live DVD entitled "Rebirth of Dissection" which has footage of the last concert played. It had very good reviews. Although really the end of Dissection, the tours after Dissection reformed as a band were named "Rebirth of Dissection", hence the name.
 
On August 16th, 2006, Jon Nödveidt commited suicide. He shot himself inside a circle of candels. A Satanic Grimoire was found open next to him (he despised Anton LaVey and his "Satanic Bible").
 
There will therefore be no more music by dissection. So here's to one band led by one very very talented (although very extreme) man; Jon Nödveidt. Having no beliefs of afterlife, satanism or religion I have no words to say as he would not like the words "rest in peace".
 
Jon Nödveidt's music will always be an inspiration to me and to many others, and Dissection's legacy shall live on.
 
Dissection's two classic albums are:
The Somberlain (1993)
Storm of the Light's Bane (1995)
 
I shall be getting these shortly as priority on my massive list of CDs to buy, and be putting songs up from them on this space.
They have other releases, rereleases and stuff. Those are good too, but these two are like THE albums.
That is all I have to say.
 
Update
Have found various Dissection Videos, mostly on You tube.
 
Where Dead Angels Lie - Taken From "Rebirth of Dissection"
 
The Band Themselves Put A Link Up To The Video, It Takes A Few Minutes to Buffer But It Is On A Bigger Screen (And There's None Of The You Tube Crap Surrounding It)
 
Where Dead Angels Lie - The Promo Video I Think, It's Quite Good, The Live Footage Is From Before He Got Locked Up (Myabe Live Legacy?) The Actual Video Bits Stuck On Top Are A Bit Weird Tho
 
Unhallowed - Older Lve Footage
 
Elizabeth Bathori
 
Storm of the Light's Bane - Retrobution

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzuf67GseBA&mode=related&search=

The Somberlain (Don't have a clue why the paragrphing has fucked up)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld32nYRMa8Y&mode=related&search=

Enjoy

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
08.08.2006

Uninspiring

Where to start?
 
Well first off I'd better tell u this is going to be a pretty uninspiring, boring blog about how crap certain... situations are (related to the life of mine, strangely enough), It's probably a bit part of my life story really. So really I'd advise most people to piss off, like right now. I meant that in the nicest possible way... no actually I didn't.
 
Before I do that though, a joke to make me imensly happier and collect my thoughts. Everything I have ever said is a lie!!!
 
Yes everything.
 
Including that.
 
(hahahaha) yeah well, I nicked that one actually from Bedazzled (1967 film with Peter Cook and Dudley Moore).
 
All irrelevant... comments out of the way, we shall begin the truely and utterly crap rant which shall now continue, most likely for the rest of the blog you are now reading, and I doubt most of you (if any) will understand anyway, which will provoke you to leave rubbish uninspiring comments. This will in turn piss me off (all be it not for very long) which will lead me to piss you off (most probably). Savey? So I'm just SAYING you MIGHT want to GO. If you stay, on you're own heads be it.
 
This blog is about (drum roll) my path that I have chosen in life. And the crapness of parents mostly. So let me begin by telling you (if you don't already know) I aspire to be a muscian, ideally in a succesful heavy metal band, and my dream would be to be in a successful symphonic power metal band (Like Luca Turilli's Dreamquest or something). Now before I go any further, let me do a touch of mind reading ('cos this is what the majority of you bloody blasted humans think on the subject); That's a crap career. It'll never happen. Only very few bands ever *make it*. Got no chance. Choose something else, something easier that everyone can agree with. Get a real job (i.e. 9 to 5). etc etc.
 
Well now address you individuals who have this constant negative attitude about you, eeeeee geddoff. You really should leave now 'cos nothing I am ever going to say is gonna change you're view and you clrealy don't understand me.
 
For you more open minded individuals, bless yee. You may continue... I spose...
 
I'm not just some guy living in a dream world. I KNOW the risks that I'm taking, and all the rest of the stuff that everyone just assumes you dunno. I know more than bloody career advisors about the music biz, 'cos I made sure I found out as much as possible over the last year, and am continuing to do so. Having read a few band biographys (and the Iron Maiden biography twice, and I'm through the first 100 pages or so  now [up to when they got signed] but don't intend to continue past that for cos i read the stuff I'm intrested in the most) I know a fair bit about deals, getting decent managers, building up a fan base, getting gigs, A & R men, record companies and how things generally work. I'm not claiming to be an expert, just that I'm not completely stupid and oblivious. Now that I've got that out of the way, I'll be amazed if you can get you're head around the fact that I HAVE been doing something in the last year or so and DO know stuff. My parents, and most people you talk to for that matter, can't.
 
Now, I've been playing guitar for about 2 years and really started playing piano properly about 3 years ago I 'spose. I'm no Yngwie malmsteen by a long shot, but I am dedicated to it, and I'm sure that it's not impossible to become a virtuosi guitarist, it just takes time, dedication and practice. I love playing guitar more than pretty much anything in the world (people not included), and it's my favorite hobby easy. Although a hobby, it is something I take very seriously, but not too seriously 'cos I'm a fun loving guy you know? (if you don't, your REALLY shouldn't be reading this 'cos you clearly don't know me... at all). So that's what I do, I play up to 10 horus a day sometimes (all be it rarely 'cos I don't often have that much time on my hands).
 
It's also worth mentioning that since I chose to study music for GCSE I've taken that very seriously, it's my main subject that intrests me the most. Things that I learn in music I just sort of remember. I even love theory 'cos I see it as a way of improving my skill as a muscian, like dictation for rhythm or notes (btw I don't spect you to know what I'm going on about now, so you may skip the sentence if you like), working out notes from other notes, recognising the gaps between notes and stuff, writing down rhythms, it's not amazingly fun but it's not really boring either 'cos I'm grateful I'm learning skills that I need. Furthermore I even like things about music history (even the pompous classical/romantic era of music). I just have such intrest in it that I just remember things and enjoy learning about them. I've never actually been intrested in other subjects (cept possibly english and history I guess). I'm not just aspiring to be a heavy metal guitarist you know? I wanna be a real muscian, an artist, and I like learning about stuff that I have no intrest in playing too. I think it's important if you're gonna be a good muscian.
 
Right, next paragrph. I've basically told you about the stuff I know, my dreams and all that stuff. Now, we come to the problem. Unsuprisingly (well it suprised me at first 'cos I was naieve, but doesn't anymore) people have a very funny outlook on artists. Parents don't mind watching things like Sister Act 2 (you know the one with the kids and stuff?) or reading books about following your dreams and all that kinda stuff, but they don't take it in! It's funny in a way. You may have guessed that my parents don't want me to be a muscian. I shall now tell you a little about my family.
 
My brother is Mr clever you know? Soon to be known as Dr clever as he is about to finish a PHD degree in Astrophysics. He has a degree in physics (BSC) and another in high performance computing (MSC masters degree). He's not a natural genious, he studies hard because he wants to. The thing is, these things actually intrest him (albeit not every little detail, but his intrests do lie with computers and some of the cooler aspects of science). He can do them because he wants to, he actually enjoys a lot of it. He's really happy now, he loves programming and understanding stuff that most other people in the world don't and is now getting married. He is very happy indeed.
 
My sister is also pretty bloody clever, having achieved a first (distinction) in her maths degree (BSC) and is finishing her masters degree in further maths over the summer. She has achieved a first! I mean, that's something bloody special. However, maths also intrests her. She finds it quite easy 'cos she's good at understanding stuff. The point that I'm trying to make is that my siblings are academic success stories. I appreciate that it hasn't been easy, that they have studied hard and earned every last bit of their success, and they are most importantly happy. However, this isn't the road for me.
 
When I was a kid (up to about year 7/start of year 8) I wanted to follow in their footsteps (though my sister hadn't finished her first degree at the time). I convinced myself that I was intrested in science, and told people I wanted to become a physisist (spelling?) without really having a clue what it is. I was pretty good at my studies for a while, though not perfect. This is 'cos my dad spent ages with me on homework and tons of random extra things, teaching me about things like pythagoras about 3 years before I studied it in school. The thing is, he was a bit of a crap teacher 'cos he spent literally hours on this stuff, and there wasn't really any reward at the end of it. In the end I just found it a bit boring, my concentration can go on for about 40 mins max before I just can't sit around and do things anymore. Sure enough I found it intresting (sometimes, e.g. when he told me about atom smashers, that was cool) but that is a very different feeling from *fun*. I also found that, although I got very decent grades in school, on the big projects I always ran to my dad for help, and we'd spend like a solid week just doing this stupid investigation. And it wasn't like it was fun, and the main problem is it took so long 'cos I couldn't grasp any points. My dad would ask me if I understoof, I'd say yes (dah), he'd ask me a question and I'd get it totally wrong! Then he'd ask me enough times that I would just know the right answer without knowing why. In the end I realised I was convincing myself I was intrested to make him happy, not me, and that I wasn't really intrested, I didn't have the "thrist for knowledge" or anything.
 
So during the end of year 8 (and this is where my life story is ending you will be glad to know) I had a long think about it, and decided it wasn't what I wanted to do. I didn't tell anyone 'cos I didn't want anyone to be disappointed in me. So I thought "What can I do that I actually like". My dad got me a guitar for my thirteenth birthday, and I really loved it from the word go. I'd been playing accustic for a while before, but the electric was just awesome! So I thought "I'll just keep my head down and get on with that, see how things go". I had no intention of being into music, I didn't just say "I wanna be a rockstar" or anything, it wasn't overnight kind of thing. It took me a while to get good and then I gradually realised that I wanted a job that would allow me to play music and keep playing the guitar. So I spent the whole of year 9 basically training, not internsely for a while maybe an hour a day sort of thing, couple of horus on weekends. However, I was a bit silly when I told my parents that's what I wanted to do. Like I said I was naieve.
 
You can imagine their reaction.
 
My mum eventually confronted me in a weird manner, just randomly out of the blue she burst out shouting about how I couldn't do that as my "real" job. I'm not going to give you the details of that lenghthy "conversation" but I'll tell you it wasn't nice. It took me a while to realise that most people won't take you seriously if you just say "I wanna be a heavy metal muscian". I've had some funny comments in the past two years, stuff like "it's not an ideal world (a response to me saying id'd ideally play guitar as my main job in the future)", which though fair enough is a fairly negative view. Work experience, though not the hell I expected it to be, did wake me up a bit. From then on I knew I didn't want a 9 to 5 job forever, no fucking way. It was just so boring really. Most of the day is gone by the time you get back, and if you don;t wanna be a zombie the next day you gotta be asleep bewteen 11 and 11:30. I found getting time to play guitar in those 2 weeks immensely difficult. I knew that if I was to get a job like that, keeping up hobbies like guitar is never gonna happen. There's no way you can be as good as Steve Vai or Joe Satriani (guitar virtuosi guys) if you're stuck in an office for 8 horus each day, traveling on the underground 2 hours a day. Again I didn't tell anyone, especially not my parents, about my real feelings about that experience.
 
I spend a hell of a lot of time on honing my guitar skills now, as well as my muscianship, in my free time. Not because I have it in my mind that if that's what I'm gonna have to do I'll have to practice 8 horus a day or anything, but 'cos I actually love playing guitar and everything about music. I chose ages ago to turn from the acedemic path. The main problem is getting people to take me seriously and getting out of provoked arguments with my parents. They have a kind of annoying way of judging people. For example a couple of my friends came round the other day and my dad was saying "are they good in their studies? what do their parents do?" and all this kind of interrigation. Then today my mum asked me about them and their studies too! They don't understand that these things aren't the important things in life, not really anyway. You can't judge someone by how well they do in their studies! But they have this constant thing in their minds where that's just what they gotta do for some reason.
 
I had an argument about an hour ago with my mum about this kinda stuff. I told her I'm not like my siblings, that I'm not into all that stuff, and she started raising her voice asking me what I'm going to do then. This is a very subtle way to provoke you to say that you wanna be a muscician, I know 'cos she's done it before. So I just said I don't know. I wasn't gonna give into the argument. Then she kept on going on and on about how I'm a nobody if I don't know what I want to do, and how I can get out when I'm 16 and all this kinda shit. That is what inspired me to write this massive blog thing, more out of annoyance than anything else.
 
I think I should now end this uninspiring, unintresting blog by saying I can see their point of view, I can see why they think the way they do, but I have done shit loads of thinking and have made my decision, I understand things like needing a proper day job, and why I should go to university (which I will, but I can't be bothered to go into that one really) but I really wish that people, especially my parents and family, would just respect my decision. I've left out some of the nastier details of the problems I have with people understanding that I've made my decision and nothing is gonna change it. If anything the more people go on at me the more headstrong I become and more determinded to become a successful muscian and show them.
 
WELL, that WAS long. I shall now publish it! took me an horu 20 to write it. maybe I should make it into an english essay or something. And if you read that, well you're mad what can I say? I spose I can say "Thanks". Yeah, I'll do that.
 
Be excellent to eachother, and most importantly have fun!
 
22.07.2006

What's To Say...?

Still Fucking Ere Are Ya?
Schools Out (For The Summer) Yes That Means No More Teachers! No More Pencils! No More Books....*HEADBANGS*
Masterpiece By Alice Cooper There...
Neway, At The End o Term Assembly David, Ali, Jamie & Johnathenn Performed "Nothing Else Matters - Metallica". Was Tres Good! On Thursday Had A Jam With Ibrahim & Adeel. That Was Jokes, But Am Happy To Have A Decent Amp Back. Learnt Most Of "For Whome The Bell Tolls - Metallica". Looks Like The Metallica Bug Has Infected Me. No Matter I Still Prefer Megadeth. Neway I Only Like The Albums Up To The Black Album. Don't Talk To Me 'Bout ST Anger...
What Else What Else? 8 Hours Guitar A Day For 6 Weeks! Well Pretty Much 6 Weeks. This Is Gonna Be 1 Hell Of A Summer (No For Once I'm NOT Being Sarcastic)
Got To Stop Spending So Much Time On Computer Games Though...
ERRRMMM
Can't Really Remember Much Else, So This Is As Much Of Your Time As YOU (The Consumer) Will Waste! Ha! It's NOT My Fault! You Wasted Your Life At Your Own Free Will! I Just Gave You The Means To Do It!
 
*cackles*
 
Shame!
15.07.2006

Blogging Once Again... Or So It Seems...

WELL Heloo Again My Minions,
Been A Loong Time Enit. Well Now You Can Enjoy A Long Awaited Update Of My Life (The Audience Screams With Joy)...
Ahem, Just Been Guitaring For About 4 Hours. My First Finger Hurts A Hell Of A Lot From Sliding Around Too Much, Thats Mainly Why I Stopped. Actually Its Not So Bad Now, But Hey I Made A New Song Up Out Of Nowhere Today. Just Picked Up And Started Playing. Twas Rather Wikid!
Hmm What Else Might You Be Mildly Interested To Know? Spent A  STUPID Amount Of Time On Computer Games This Morning, Was Playing Them For About 4 Hours As Well :| Didn't Notice The Time fly By. And You Would Be Correct In Thinking That I Did 0% Work Today. Isn't Life Good!
Not Discussin' What Some May Refer To As "Love Life" *Shudders* On 'Ere, So If That's What Ur Sticking Around For U Can Piss Off Right Now ...
 
(The Audience Leaves, Except A Small Boy And His Dogs)
 
... Sighs, Neway, 1 Week Of School Left!! Wahey!! Then 8 Hour A Day Sessions Of Guitar!! WAHEY!!
 
Ne1 Doing Nethin Fun On Last Day Of Term? Stupid Question, OF COURSE U FUKIN ARE!!
 
Ahem, *Splutters*
 
Will Update Sooner (Rather Than Later, You See? GENIOUS... However You Spell That Word...)
 
'Till The Next Time, Adios Amigos, Piss Off And Take Care
24.06.2006

I Hope I Win Bingo Tonight...

Wag1 World!
 
Yes, *AHEM* New Blog As of Now
 
Nearly Finished Rezi Evil 4, I Think Anyway As I Have Removed The Parasites And All That...
 
Got My Dean Z 79 Guitar!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last Thursday Actually But I Couldn't Be Bothered To Write A New Blog At The Time. It Is Rather Bloody Good If I Say So Me Scallywag Self (!)
 
Yesterday Was Staff Training Day, So I Went Romford With Sarah, Lavinia And Richard. Was Much Fun. Went Back To Sarah's Place Afterwards And Tried Killing The Gamecube... Was Still Much Fun Tho!
 
I Now Have An Iron Maiden Pencil Case Too
 
However I Am Now Completely Skint. No One Dare Expect Any Birthday Presents.
 
After My Brother's Birthday I'm Gonna Be Able To Save Up To Get Some CDs!!!! Finally!!!!
 
Exams On TUESDAY. Rather Crap.
 
No Song For 100000 People At Finsbury Park As Of Yet. I Am Wondering WTF Is Going On.
 
Listening To The Beatles A Lot Recently. Favorite Song Is SGT Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band / With A Little Help From My Friends. :D
 
It's Summer Be Happy.
 
Check The Links Out That I Stuck Up Last Time. REZI EVIL SPOOF Is The Best (!)
 
 
14.06.2006

Republishing My Most EXCELLENT Links

U read the title
 
A Bently Bros Production of Rezi Evil 4:
 
Resident Evil For Retards (Scroll Down)
 
Weebles Random Funny Stuff:
 
Demolition Squiiiid:
 
The Meatrix:
 
The Potter Puppet Pals:
 
Star wars Gangster Rap
 
Pokemon "Theme Song" Video:
 
George Fucking Bush Haters Only. Click On The Link Entitled "This Land" In The Top Left:
 
Red Vs Blue Free For The Downloading, Scroll Down To Episode 1, Or The Trailer, Or Episode 0 If U So Wish..:
 
Ninja dude's ARF Animation:
 
Super Mario Splat Animation:
 
The Familyguy Version of the bloody "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" Thing:
 
UPDATE
The Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past Video:
 
 
7 Minutes of Resident Evil 4 Death Scenes:
That's All for Now Folks
11.06.2006

Greetings U 'Orrible Lot

What's goin on world?
 
'Ee I am once again typing for YOUR entertainment. Do you know why? Because you're all bored as hell. End of story.
In addition to that, I really can't be arsed to do homeowork (oh that makes for a great change of pace)  *SIGHS*
 Life is orite, has it's ups and downs you know? Just trying to work out how I'm gonna survive up to July 8th
This term I'm gonna get more coursework than anyother term. Will be looking forward to that
At the moment I'm starting my Maths, another bloody ICT unit, Spanish, Graphics. Done all my English & History, looking at more Science later on, and carrying on with my compositions for music to be finished by summer.
Also I got science modular exams in about 2 f**king weeks (Oh the joys) so I won't have any free time for roughly the next two weeks.
Also I got a gig to 100,000 F**king people coming up! it's completely blown my mind, that's more than most bands get to play to in their career! I mean BLOODY HELL!... And we don't even have a song together yet. HELP! Gig is on July 8th Finsbury Park, I forgot which venue. Aparently It's 100,000 people and aparently there's gonna be tv coverage on bbc and MTV bass (it is a hiphop act, my friend asked for a "favor" lol).
Much stress, much excitement, but VERY tired. I've got 6 hours sleep everynight this week until today where I got about 12 (hehehe).
Survival of the fittest!
 
UPDATE
for every1, and especially fans of rezi evil 4
u will LOVE it
30.05.2006

*Insert Title*

'Lo World,
 
How is everyone?
 
I'm not gonna be here pretty much all weekend, starting from Friday (Friday IS Part of Daniel's Weekend). Gotta do all my work tommorow.
 
Ain't done very much, got my eldar armiy's ass wooped by Raven Guard on Sunday, stupid rendering gun. Played Super Smash Bros Melee Far Too Much, I Played All The Even Matches In A Row, I Skipped 5 Out Of 51! Yepp, Super Sad.
 
Well, I'll Be Going Now. Not Much To Say.
 
Bye
27.05.2006

For All Nintendo Fans

For U Nintendo People, Ere Are Some Links For The E3 Article And A Review Of "New Super Mario bros"
 
 
 
Also I Got Some Animation Stuff, Quality On A Spoon If You Will
 
 
 
To Everyone Else (Especially U Playstation Fuktards), Well, Much Pain And Suffering.
 
Nah Just Go Away, That'll Do I Spose
18.05.2006

New Blog

Blgging Away Again Today
 
What's New In The World Young Person? Well I Would Say "Not A Lot" But Some Smart Arse Would Probably Comment Something Annoying. Something Equally Annoying Will Be Commented Now.
 
Added 2 New Playlists To My Music, And Added A Couple More Albums I Would Reallly Like To Have. Not A Lot Else Has Been Changed.
 
The Last Guy That Commented Here (Alex) Tricked Me Into Accepting A Battle Of Wits, I'm Not Sure What I Should Debate With Him... I Don't Think I'm Smart Enough But He Seems Very Up His Own Ass So It Would Be Nice To Beat Him. But Hey We All Live In A Dream World.
 
Listening To The Greenday Album; American Idiot A Lot Recently, 'Cos A) It Reminds Me Of Something Special & B) The Lyrics Are Actually Pretty Good, Some Good Views In There.
 
Yup, And Now I Have To Learn How To Spell 'Cos Grammer Girl (Emily) Get's Confused If I Don't. And She Thinks Simpsons Is Better Than Futurama... I Mean AS IF!!
 
Well That's About As Eventful As My Life Get's, Or That's All I'm Gonna Tell You Anyway. Cya.
 
 
12.05.2006

Today's Update On The World

 Today's A Day To Smile
 
 
Had this public speaking course thing today, was pretty damn good fun! Got insites into a lot of people's lvies aswel, hope they got 1 into mine. Always fun to express yourself enit.
 
Got to talk to a certain some1 today for a little bit  makes everythin worth it lol.
 
What else? ermm talked to my yr 6 teacher afta scool today (my mum works in the sme scool, and its bout 5 mins round the corner), she was like "OMG" when she saw my hair and height lol.
 
not done much else. So Cya
 
 
 
10.05.2006

It's A Blog...

Well hello again world,
 
boy do I have an update for you
 
Well yesterday was the newly formed nymphetamine bands first "practise". Cept only 3 of us could turn up, and only 2 of us stayed longer than an hour. We didn't get a lot done.
 
Yes you guessed it! We will be performing "Nymphetamine [Fix] - Cradle of Filth" For the end of term assembly, along with some other shit miss Soya wants us to do. Gimme a break...
 
And I think I'm in another band like the 1 at christmas, so that should be good. we're gonna piss of the whole school with the volume. This should be fun!
 
Right now I'm a bit pissed off, mainly 'cos people seem to go on about me being "depressed" all the time, even though I'm not, and if they would just shut the fuck up maybe, just maybe, they might see that. Bloody Twats.
 
Summers here! Smile
 
Well that's about all I can think of right now. So till the next time...
 
Oh yeah I stuck Dragon Force on my media player again. Good bye Red vs Blue... you have granted my life so many laughs....
29.04.2006

IRON MAIDEN!!!

My Most Excellent Brother Ordered Me
 
Iron Maiden Merchendise!!
I am now the proud owner of a Number of the Beast shirt and a Powerslave mug!!
How cool is THAT! The Shirt is The Number of the Beast single artwork, with the early years artwork on the back, and the mug has the powerslave album sleeve artwork.
 
AWESOME!!!
27.04.2006

My World At The Present

Greeting's you 'orrible lot,
 
Well well 'ere I am again. Let's start with the updates:
 
Firstly, changed my "Top 10 fav songs" list again. I change it weekly, it's not very different from last week, a few minor changes on the nintendo music side of things.
 
No other changes made, apart from the pathetically crap media player on my space not playing Red Vs Blue AGAIN. & no I didn't make it happen.
 
Finished all me blasted exams yesterday. Maths non-calculator was OKAY, few hard questions at the end. Maths calculator was a bit harder, but I think over all I did OKAY. Spanish exams were a piss take to be honest, the reading one was pretty difficult, I need to expand my vocabulary. But the coursework one was OKAY, except that 'cos I'd memorised the whole bloody thing beforehand I didn't *need* a whole bloody hour, having finished it in 20 minutes. So there was quite literally nothing for me to do, for 40 frikin' minutes. You might be thinking at this point "God he is an arrogant bastered", but I would like the point out that I basically memorised... everything. Yeah, coursework under exam conditions with as much preperation as you want, but no resourses, hence the exam conditions. So after memorising a whole bloody page for three hours the day before, and anotha hour the day before that, I did NOT need a whole... fucking... hour. I ended up watching the clock go by for 30 mins of the 40, and I can't remember what I did with the remaining 10. 
 
But after that... that was the end of it! WOO!
 
And I Woke Up At 11:30am today! awesome!
 
Now I could moan and be emo and pour my heart and soul into a this thing, but I won't. You should be thoroughly grateful.
 
P.S. Sorrt, I jus' can't be bothered to make my writing colourful. Or larger, so now you all have to suffer. ha!
Till Next Time, see if you can spot the "and" written as "&". Oh the fun.
24.04.2006

Updates

Hello Scallywags,
 
So Here Come's That Time Again Eh? Well First Off The Updates:
 
Windoes Media Player Still Not Working - Blame Canada... I Mean File Lodge
 
Made Outstanding Songs Part 2 List Seeing As I Filled Up The Old 1, Just Too Much Great Music I Keep On Hearing
 
CD's To Get List, Well I'm Gonna Be Changing That Soon And Making A Propa 1... ATM It's Just Got Whatever Metal I Can Remember Exists And Is Good... So I'll Be Changing That Shortly
 
Made A List Of Games, But It's Not Even Half Finished Yet
 
Had 3 Exams Today... That Is HALF Of Them In 1 Day! Could've Gone Better Really. Firstly Stephane Was In My Seat In English, Had To Have Him Removed. That Exam Was A Push Over Though. Graphics FLOPPED, I Lost The Timing Completely But Atleast I Finished The Paper. But I Wrote A lot Of Shit. I Keep Telling Everyone I'm Naturally Crap At It, Well I'll Soon Have The Proof. Then The Final Exam Of The Day Was Music, Which Was OKAY But There Were Some Stupid Questions That I Should Have Got Right Which I Didn't... Oh Fuckberries I Also Think I Might Have Written A Bit Of Shit Really. Well Three More To Go Better Make The Most Of 'Em.
 
Probs Won't Be Coming On Until Wednesday When They're All Finished. HRMPH. Anyone Being Social On Wednessday? Anyone?
 
And Then I Got ZZAPED By A Pink Ray Gun
 
Woop Ti Fucking Do
 
Till Next Time, See If You Can Find The 1 Word In This Whole Load Of Shit You Just Read That Doesn't Start With A Capital Letter.
 
 
 
17.04.2006

why do i need a title?

I ain't written in here for a time. [yes i mean typed]
 
i got exams next week for the first three days. woop ti fukin do!
 
coursework for english, music, ict and something that i can't remember - oh i am going to enjoy this  lets look forward to one last day of "FREEDOM" yeah I know that's a bullshit statement.
 
On the plus side I get four days off next week cos I got study leave, and the last two days are exam free. very nice indeed.
 
They should stop making computer games so addictive [Glares at wizards of the coast, forgotten realms, black isle and D&D] maybe they have, since I haven't bought a new game in about a year  
 
Imagine; after these exams I can play guitar again on a regular basis!! Even if all my strings are stuck a tone down. [I'm stuck in D cos I got heavier gauge strings  it takes the piss]
 
Hope you enjoyed the latest episode of my life; the update.
 
I'll change the music to something a bit betta, more serious like, after file lodge decide they're going to WORK!!!
 
Cya
 P.S
I shall leave yee with some of the coolest logos of the greatest bands in the world [I like fonts and logos and stuff, that's why I took graphics, I didn't know I was crap at it at the time] Along with some demented pics of Aphex Twin. You think this is twisted? Wait until you see the videos where they're taken from...!
 
Oh and incase you're wondering why my music thing isn't working... file lodge is being a retarded cyber monkey at the moment, just like it is every other day. That's why. You can get about 40 seconds outa that song though. I'm gonna experiment with it, sticking Red VS Blue episode 1 up if u care to laugh at my attempts to make the damn thing work.
09.04.2006

wah hey

im back.
 
yeah spain was pretty excellent, but now i gotta revise for 2 weeks b4 my exams, woop ti do .
 
WHY IS IT SO COLD HERE!
 
and now i cant watch "oliver y bengi" (animae cartoon in spanish, i was just getting into it!)
 
*SIGHS*
 
well i cant realy be bothered to type up EVERYTHIN about my holiday here, so u will just have to TALK to me! mua ha ha ha u see my subtle but effective ploy?
 
yeah i wish i had an excuse to where those glasses, like maybe the wether could get a little betta (arriving at manchester airport at 10:20pm wen its 6 frikin degrees, contrast to the 30 degrees of the whole day i had before eh!)
 
stop rambling!
bye
01.04.2006

before i depart for a new world...

thought id update the space properly, i added angelwitch to my fav bands list and the song angelwitch by angelwitch (yeah, i kno ) to my outstadning songs list, which brings it to a grand total of 100 songs!!!!! which means i cant add nemor cos microsoft decided to limit it for unknown reasons to me, i dnt think ill make a part two cos im gonna upload ALL my music eventually and stick it up here neway.
 
i think i changed a few things on my song lists, cant memba wot (yeah im useful)
 
oh and the most bodacious jilted john is now playing, give u a few east end laughs eh? example of good punk music! woo hoo!
 
until the next time, cya later duders
31.03.2006

Spain

Goin spain
 
dunno wen ill be back
 
clashes with everythin
 
cya
21.03.2006

Anti - Bullying

WTF  is WRONG with the world!! My most excellent friend, John Loften, got attacked on friday by the same prick who banged me out. completely outa the blue, made up an excuse to hit him. His excuse was that he John had his phone, which is total bullshit. A) John's not like that, he's decent and B) he just DIDNT HAVE IT DAMNIT! i mean wtf u cant attack sum1 cos u accuse them of nicking stuff. u cant just accuse pple of nicking stuff outa the blue eitha.
Then the prick goes and gets his brother involved. Then today all the year 11's (the pricks brothers gang) start on John's dad and his sister when they're fucking collecting him! WTF! Same pricks that beat me up in september. can't the school just tell who they are by seeing them!? i can, if the were in tht group and i saw them id be able to tell u all of them. as it is i can only name a few and the rest get off scot free cos "they wernt really doing anything". This isnt right. theyre just as bad, they shud be punished too! WHERES THE JUSTICE! practically nuffin happened before when i got beaten 1/2 to death by them (wow theyre excluded for a week, THEY ALWAYS GET FUKIN EXCLUDED! NO1 CARES!). Nuffin's happening to the year 11 cunts.N.O.T.H.I.N.G. Something must be done.
 
20.03.2006

Anti - Emo

I'm now gonna be completely anti emo, i've had enough of all the shit.
 
I just asked an emo "wt wud u say is betta - feeling crap or feeling good" and she said "I dunno".
 
I mean WTF!
 
(To emos) ur all fukin pathetic, selfish and attention seeking. All u want is every1 else to feel sorry for u, and u dnt even wanna feel happy neway. 1 day no1 will botha to tell u not to slit ur wrists, no1 will feel sorry for u, and u'll be outa attention. till then, i dont know go say something grose and highly crap, like "im gonna go drown in my fucking tears". please do.
 
to the normal world, why cant every1 just be NORMAL! i mean, its not THAT bad! honestly. bloody cults.